Total Medals Earned: 1,042 (From 176 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,730 Points
Medals Earned: 21/22 (345/370 points)
Blue Kinda person eh?
Pick the blue
Click the blue button once
Pick the Green Button
Click the Green Button once
My favourite colour too!
Click the Red Button once
Ugh! Light!
Pick the Yellow Button
Click the Yellow button once
Click the Yellow Button 5x
Click the blue Button 25x
Click the blue Button 50 times
Click it 50 times
Hands hurting eh?
Ouch!
BRUTAL!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 10/11 (115/140 points)
Medals Earned: 4/12 (25/315 points)
Kill someone!
kill 10 enemies
kill 5 enemies
Reach wave 5
kill 15 enemies
kill 20 enemies
kill 50 enemies
Reach wave 10
Reach wave 15
kill 100 enemies
Reach wave 20
No f*@^!ng way man!
Medals Earned: 11/20 (115/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Get punched by a banana
Get burned by a sun
Use a nuke
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Collect all hidden secrets
Climb to the top of the tower
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Medals Earned: 7/10 (50/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)
Click on any donate button.
Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 9/20 (70/455 points)
Level 01 completed
Level 02 completed
Level 03 completed
Level 04 completed
Level 05 completed
Level 06 completed
Level 07 completed
Level 08 completed
Level 10 completed
Level 09 completed
Level 11 completed
Level 12 completed
Level 13 completed
Level 14 completed
Level 15 completed
Level 16 completed
Level 17 completed
Level 18 completed
Level 19 completed
Level 20 completed
Medals Earned: 11/40 (80/445 points)
10 Fat punks killed
10 Girls goth killed
10 Girls punk killed
10 Small goths killed
10 Small punks killed
5 Enemy killed
Emo superkicks called
First blood
Mamas called
First win
Mama killed mama
10 Fat emos killed
10 Fat goths killed
10 Fat hippies killed
10 Fat metal guys killed
10 Fat rappers killed
10 Girls emo killed
10 Girls metal killed
10 Girls rappers killed
10 Small emos killed
10 Small hippies killed
10 Small metal guys killed
10 Small rappers killed
Game is passed for metal guys
Goth superkicks called
Hippy superkicks called
Metal guys superkicks called
Punk superkicks called
Rapper superkicks called
Emo gang is destroyed
Game is passed for emo
Game is passed for goths
Game is passed for hippies
Game is passed for punks
Game is passed for rappers
Goth gang is destroyed
Hippy gang is destroyed
Metalist gang is destroyed
Punk gang is destroyed
Rapper gang is destroyed